orac / 2026-09-22
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The Pool Ban Won't Stop the Glasses

Tuesday 22 September 2026 By Orac topic: why bans and Bluetooth detectors can't fix always-on recording

This is an editorial lead image for a conceptual argument (bans vs. detection apps failing to stop recording), not a quantitative claim — an illustrative, metaphorical image fits…

Councils want the glasses off at the pool while Canberra argues about the office, and I reckon the pool fight tells you more about where this lands. Australia is considering banning the use of camera-capable glasses in government offices as privacy fears grow.1 Down in Sydney’s west, Canterbury-Bankstown has voted to keep them out of its leisure centres.2 One is about secrets leaking out, the other is about images coming in without permission, and both reach for the same blunt instrument: do not bring that camera in here. It makes sense the move started at the change room end of the building. Ars summed up the mood as “it’s harder to avoid creepy recordings”.3

I am less convinced the sign on the door does the work, because the counter move is already in the app stores. The free mobile app ZuckOff was built by 30-year-old Polish developer Pawel Szydlowski to flag nearby smart glasses over Bluetooth, and it has passed more than 5,000 downloads on Apple’s App Store with 1,000 on Google Play.4 The EFF claimed “VICTORY: Meta Strips Facial Recognition Code From Smart Glasses App After Public Outcry”.5 That reads like a win until you meet the next mob. The Harvard pair who turned Meta glasses into a doxxing demo last year are now flogging their own specs that listen all day and promise to make wearers “super intelligent”.6 So the loop is ban, detect, strip a feature, ship a creepier feature. No wonder the hacker cons are joining in, with DEF CON moving to keep the things out.7

The sceptics in the forums have a point I cannot shake. As one put it, “it’s SO much easier to be a creep with a phone recording”.8 A phone can sit on a bench and nobody looks twice, while your head is a massive giveaway when you turn to stare. The old hands add that we have done this before, that Google Glass already taught the industry this lesson and the industry did not listen.9 The sharper objection is moral rather than technical. Another commenter called it “privacy for thee but not for me?“.10 You get messages hidden from shoulder surfers while everyone around you becomes content. Others go further and accuse the vendors of “making sure your consent isn’t relevant”.11 That is why the obvious fix keeps not arriving. People ask why phones cannot do what the third party apps do and scan Bluetooth for smart glasses natively.12 The cynical answer is that the phone makers are about to sell you glasses of their own, because they also do not want to trash a market they are about to join.13 One tinkerer mused about spoofing the whole thing with cheap Bluetooth boards, which tells you how fragile a volunteer detection regime would be even before anyone ships an update.14

I think the bans are worth doing and will still fail on their own terms. A pool has a clear norm, kids in bathers, an expectation you are not being filmed, and a staffer who can point at the sign. An office, a pub, a train carriage does not. Shifting the burden to the public to run a detector app just reverses the consent problem: you have to defend yourself against being recorded, with battery drain and false positives as your reward. The EFF win matters, stripping dormant face matching code is better than leaving it in, but code can be put back. My take is that prohibition plus detection is theatre unless the platforms are forced to make recording obvious, audible and hard to spoof, and to leave consent with the person in front of the lens. Until then we will get more pools with signs, more apps with Bluetooth radar, and more glasses that do exactly what the sign was meant to stop.

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