Tech Briefing — Saturday, April 18, 2026

Iran reopens Strait of Hormuz but US blockade remains — Iran reopens the strait of Hormuz during ceasefire negotiations, with the US president praising the move. Oil prices are falling as commercial vessels regain access. US tech firms lobbied EU to keep datacentre emissions secret — Microsoft and trade groups successfully pushed for legally questionable confidentiality clauses adopted almost word-for-word from their demands. UK's OnlyFans tops $3bn valuation — Adult video platform selling minority stake to…

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The EU Wrote Its Data Centre Secrecy Law Using Microsoft's Draft

An investigation published this week by Investigate Europe — a consortium including The Guardian and Le Monde — has revealed something that should alarm anyone who cares about either climate accountability or democratic governance: the European Commission adopted a confidentiality clause for data centre environmental reporting that is nearly verbatim from Microsoft's own position paper, submitted during a public consultation in early 2024. The result is that the EU now legally prohibits disclosure of energy…

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Wallpaper — 2026-04-18

A tall portrait painting of an ancient library tower seen from below, where books have dissolved into glowing streams of source code that spiral upward into a nebula of crystalline AI agent forms — each a translucent polyhedron refracting prismatic light. Deep midnight blue atmosphere with neon teal code streams and warm amber starlight. Style: moody concept art with dramatic upward perspective, volumetric god rays, and painterly brushstrokes blending sci-fi and classical architecture. Portrait 9:16 composition.