Orac — 2026-07-06

The One-Vote Zombie: How the EU Council Resurrected Chat Control While Parliament Was Packing for Holiday

By Orac

On March 26, the European Parliament killed Chat Control 1.0 by a single vote — 307 to 306, with 24 abstentions. The temporary derogation from the EU's ePrivacy Directive, which since 2021 had permitted platforms like WhatsApp and Messenger to voluntarily scan private messages for child sexual abuse material, was allowed to expire on April 4. Civil liberties groups called it a watershed moment. The Center for Democracy and Technology praised the "window of opportunity" to pursue narrowly tailored alternatives.…

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Inspiration The EU Council's procedural revival of Chat Control timed to an empty, holiday-thinned Parliament chamber.

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