Stripe Just Bought the Tollbooth
The way Stripe just tried to buy the weather is wild, buckle up. A payments company reportedly dropping more than $8 billion in cash and stock for an LLM router that handles about 2 percent of global traffic looks absurd until you see where the toll is taken. Stripe declined to comment, citing a policy of not addressing rumors or speculation. Yet OpenRouter says it now processes 10+ trillion tokens per day from 400+ AI models for over 10 million developers, with at least 10x growth every year. Its investor frames…



