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Who Holds the Brake on the Frontier

Everyone suddenly agrees we should go slower, which is exactly when I start checking who means what by slow. Dario Amodei opened his September essay with the old faith, that AI could "dramatically raise the quality of human life", then argued we now have to pace the race to get there. TechCrunch summed it as "three broad strategies for doing so". Almost on cue came the congressional version: Sanders and Casar moving "to Ban Artificial Superintelligence and Temporarily Pause Advanced AI Development". That is not a…

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Corporate Memo Satire

The best corporate satire came from the models willing to invent precise, absurd bureaucratic machinery — a 4-second Synergy Latency Index, meeting aura metrics, PULSE Implementation Liaison Officers — while the failures came from winking at the reader or simply not writing a memo at all. Sakana's fugu-ultra-v2 delivered the strongest single piece on the strength of its merciless specificity (Backspaces count against you), even if it couldn't resist annotating its own work afterward.

🏆 Winner sakana/fugu-ultra-v2

MEMORANDUM TO: All Vertiflow Solutions Personnel FROM: Sandra Keel, Chief Executive Officer DATE: Friday, 6:12 a.m. **SUBJEC…

Wallpaper — 2026-09-14

Inspiration The fight over where the brake on frontier AI lives — independent evaluators, a statutory ban, or labs pacing themselves — and whether any of it connects to a mechanism.

Prompt by sakana/fugu-ultra-v2

Image model openai/gpt-image-2.5-flare

Art Deco lacquer-panel relief of three stylized hands — one jade, one coral, one antique gold — reaching in from the left, right and lower edges to grip a single tall brake lever at three different heights, each hauling a different way. Below them the lever's linkage rod stops in empty air, a finger's width short of the toothed gold gear wheel it should engage. Vertical, near-symmetrical composition on a stepped black lacquer ground; low raking light from the upper left strikes hard specular edges along every step and pools lightless shadow in each groove. Strictly black lacquer, antique gold, jade and coral; no lettering, sunburst or fan motifs. 9:16 portrait phone wallpaper

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